Gunther RP #13

by **Brandon Macdonald** Mon Nov 11, 2013 5:50 pm

ok Tim i are gonig 2 sh0w u how u score teh b1tch3s. S1ince u r seam 2 hav prolems wit teh ladiez, i touhght i wuld halp u out wit it

okae Tim you could be pounding pu$$y in no time, all u have 2 do is folow thees simpel steps.

step oen: scoep out teh bitchez adn select ur prey
step too: get her phoan # bai posign as a fund raisar 4 sum bulshit involnign teh helth adn saeftey of cuet newbr0n aminals or sumthign. She mite think ur full of shit but it wont mattar. Shell think ur funneh for tryign adn bitchez dig funneh.
Step thr33: "acksidentilly" sedn her a txt msg ment 4 sumoen els, sumthign taht suttley reveals how kewl u r, tyep it as if u wer in teh midel of a conv0, sumthign liek "i kno, ne wae, ill met u at teh hoemliss sheltir aftar i hit teh gym". wh3n sh3 r3sp0ndz, k33p r3plying adn k33p b3ign funn3h, establishh a platoonic relashinshits.
Step foar: facebook that bitch, go thru her page adn fidn otu evryethign abot her, check her relashinshit statiss, make sure shes shingles.
Step fiev: this is teh most improtant step of all, so ud bettar be fucking listining son. ask her out alamost immmediaetelee, otharwies shell friendzone u.

congratulashins, u have a girlfriend

happy humping